When they finally opened an In N Out Burger in my neck of the woods, every time I'd do a drive-thru, they'd ask, "will you be eating that in your car?" Thought they were nuts the first couple of times until I figured out that they bagged the food for take-home, but put it in a little open-top box if you were eating "on the go."

Abby Hoffman's "Steal This Book," (still worth checking out any time you want to remember what the Left in this country really was, and in many cases, still is,) has this suggestion:

Rent a safety deposit box in a large bank and deposit one (1) big, dead fish. Go away and never come back.