Hey, Doug Ellison... are you my lap dog?
I kinda counted you in the group that would flame me with the mildest provocation... I kinda counted you as 'least likely to be my lap-dog' is the 'tax leech' right? do I finally have evil minions? I assume you will do whatever I ask... so have your country declare war on this moron...could it be we have a common cause? As the leech says 'I OWN YOU!!!!!!'
Either way please continue being my evil minion.... I dont pay you what you deserve...I hereby give you a 100% raise...
it is so hard to get good minions these days....
(UMMM THIS IS POOR SATIRE BY THE WAY)