I'm with Instapundit on this one...
They'll have to pry the Heinz ketchup bottle out of my cold, dead fingers. Always been my favorite.
Anyway, Teresa owns about 4 percent of Heinz, and has nothing to do with running it as best as I can see. Pretty much as silly as "freedom fries," which I like with Heinz ketchup.
If someone wanted to make a dent in the market by connecting Bush to a product, he should be shooting for something like salsa or a good variety of Texas chili.