I can't begin to tell you how many times Kraft Dinner was in fact just that, my dinner. Lock, stock and barrel. I always thought I was doing pretty well. :-)

I agree with his criticism of Celine Dion and Avril Levinge, who are both in dire need of radical ego reduction, and I'm glad he didn't savage Alannis Morrisette, at whose feet I worship.

Seal clubbing is a hideous Canadian industry. Unfortunately, one of the very first reasons Europe took notice of Canada was that it was a great place to go if you felt the need to kill small, cute animals.

As for the title of the page, I'd have preferred something more along the lines of "Make Passionate love to Canada," or maybe "Buy Canada Dinner and Hope to Score," but to each their own.

Thanks for an entertaining link, Frank.

:-)