The traditional, heartwarming holiday story I love to tell every year...
...is how I drove to work one December morning and saw some of the parishioners at a local church hanging a huge banner, visible from the street, advertising their annual Christmas Pageant. In big bold letters, and decorated with images of holly, mistletoe and candy canes, were the words "Welcome Satan's Little Helpers." I wished them a helluva Merry Christmas.