Santa is neither black nor white.
In fact there is no Santa, he's an imaginary dude, a fictitious person, someone who supposedly visits every home in the world on one night of the year, on a flying sleigh loaded with billions of presents, pulled by reindeer. Give me a break. I stopped believing that crap by the time I was five years old.
Besides, everyone knows that the presents are actually delivered on 6 Jan, The Feast of the Epiphany, by the Three Wise Men, who ride into town sensibly on camels. Incidentally, one of them IS black--that is, one of the Wise Men is black. The camels are taupe.
You gringos are ridiculous, regardless of your race. But have a Happy Holiday anyway.
