Most folks know the Lapham-drive...
...a leftist time machine...which allowed Lewis Lapham of Harper's Magazine to bring their readers the contents of the RNC convention speakers a week ahead of time. At the Special Directorate Activities Centre we had been working on this same time-travel technology for some time and I can report we have had success!
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PS
One of the things the device has been programmed to say upon one's return is, "Many such journeys are possible let me be your gateway." I found that dubiously comforting.
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