Hurricane kills thousands, bodies hidden by nasty government and censored news media.
Based on eyewitness reports by the guys at Joe's Bar & Grill, Miami:
"We saw all of these stiffs floating down the street. It was enough to make us thirsty, so we all downed another round of drinks. Then there were even more stiffs. So we had another round. Some of the stiffs came floating through the doors to the place. So we had another round. And so it went all night during the hurricane. Ain't that right, Fred."
"Not only that, but some of the stiffs were riding on pink elephants," added Fred.
"Yeh, and they was carrying snakes in their hands."
"How many was there?"
"Oh, a couple of dozen. Make that a couple of thousand."
"Right. Lets all have another round."