Billy was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman,
policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes
in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if
the offer is really good, he goes home with some guy and makes love with him
for money. "The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some other work while she took little Billy aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"........................

"No," said Billy, "He works for the Republican National Committee to
re-elect Bush/Cheney, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids..."