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Here National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice ran over to the President and whispered in his ear; the President replied, "but Cheney says we're all homo sapiens; he got me with that one last week" . . . "oh, I see. Didn't Pat Robertson make me outlaw them?" . . "alllllrighty then".

Bush:. . . well, anyway, I'm outta there. Good luck, Mr Sullivan. And check out my new blog, www.abandon ship as soon as CNN says Andrew Sullivan is prosecuting the war incorrectly.com. Hell, I might even claim that Mr. Sullivan doing that gay thing all wrong! What fun!

John Kerry released a statement immediately afterward that, "Mr. Sullivan is the right choice in the wrong way – I will support him before I fire him. He passes the global test, although he fails the world-wide exam. I think it's important to have a lot of gay friends, although I fully understand that people might not agree, and I may agree with them now – or maybe not. And for the record, my wife is fucking nuts. That I know for sure."
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