My dear Quadzoid......
I think most would agree on the evidence to date, that your superiority is questionable - at least in terms of grammar, punctuation and spelling.
Octopod species are renowned across the free cosmos, for their misplaced arrogance and feeble semantic capabilities.
We may be (relatively) hairless, but as Zelpod points out, the porn is great.
Also, we only need one pair of gloves when it's cold out.....