I see the situation, but don't understand what the problem is...
When you say, "He had extramarital oral sex with a young intern in the Oval office and then made her do the nasty with a cigar..."
If Republicans are as anti-sexual as you seem to present, how come there are so many of you?
Apparently missionary position, in total darkness is conducive to fertility? What a topic for a scientific study.
Publius
