...the Earth's magnetic-field will flip.

...the oceans will boil.

...Australia will become part of the northern hemisphere.

...the sun will rise in the west.

...Ross Perot, I mean Ralph Nader will be elected president of the United States.

....Lindy will become his Vice President. ;-)

...Men will land on Mars in 2007, and discover a race of extinct martian cats. ;-)

....Halliburton will take over every astronomy observatory, and make R.L chief conspirator.

...Boston will become part of Canada. Ha ha

So you see...the Boston Red Sox will NOT win the World Series. ;-)