This 'impatrial' news source had planned to run a too late to be refutable story on the missing munitions Sunday but the NYT early release of the story allowed the facts to debunk this propaganda piece before the election. So what's CBS to run?

Suggestions follow

1. The secret plot by Rove to KILL PUPPIES!

2. Digitally enhanced photos of Kerry in the wet suit proving how he's hung like a horse

3. Long lost videotape of Laura Bush gone lesbo. Well, the person in the grainy tape IS a brunette, so it COULD be her says CBS.

4. Revealed - George Bush was reading Republican propaganda to those kids in Floriduh.

5. "Authentic" faxed documents proving Halliburton was paid by OBL to freight out the missing munitions

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