If I were Bush..

FrankC — 11/1/2004 11:44:46 PM (archived)

I would arrest Kerry, Edwards, McAuliffe and all Democrat congressional leaders for treason. Then I would station troops at stategic points in DC, suspend congress, nationalize the big 3 media networks and the NYT.

I would mobilize the FBI to supervise the election and declare myself President for life after winning by a landslide.

I would be a kind and generous leader and I would train my grandsons to take my place someday.

Can I count on my friends here? There are jobs available in my administration.

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If I were Bush.. - FrankC - 11/1/2004 11:44:46 PM
- re: Listen you lunatic... - Scott Evil - 11/2/2004 5:55:30 PM
- But thankfully, you are not, and even more thankfully, he is not you. (n/t) - ebnelson - 11/2/2004 4:42:24 PM
- "The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars but in ourselves..." - Mary Anne - 11/2/2004 2:09:07 PM
  - "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow," - FrankC - 11/2/2004 7:56:20 PM
    - re: "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow," - Marcia - 11/2/2004 9:30:55 PM
      - re: I was thinking it fells like a big snowstorm is on the way in... - Scott Evil - 11/2/2004 10:50:44 PM
- Huh? - Lindy - 11/2/2004 3:05:28 AM
- Uh Frank, what's really going on buddy? (n/t) - et - 11/2/2004 1:10:20 AM
  - terminal ennui (n/t) - FrankC - 11/2/2004 3:46:50 AM
    - Frank - you're the self-styled moderate! (n/t) - Bowser - 11/2/2004 3:49:20 AM
      - What's not moderate about kind and generous? (n/t) - FrankC - 11/2/2004 4:24:07 AM
        
        That's a moderate liberal. OR, a renegade, misguided conservative. (n/t) - Bowser - 11/2/2004 6:01:18 AM
- 'would probably start with a "Pledge Allegiance to Bush", wouldn't you? - Bowser - 11/2/2004 12:53:12 AM
  - Isn't that a done deal? - Publius - 11/2/2004 4:53:44 PM
    - Yep. Here's the link - Bowser - 11/2/2004 6:42:13 PM

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