Special Notice from Carnival Cruise Lines

We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President.
With that in mind.
We have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise.

Attention
Would
Alec Baldwin
Rosie O'Donnell
Ed Asner
Whoppi Goldberg
Cher
Phil Donahue
Rob Reiner
Barbara Streisand
Jane Fonda
Pierre Salinger
and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets, and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise
"Elation" which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt at no extra charge to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay . . .at least four more years.

Note:
Since you advocate strict gun control you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is

Bill Clinton captain

Al Gore cruise director

Monica Lewinsky recreation director

Ted Kennedy lifeguard/emergency procedures director

Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,
friends, and loved ones, please direct your comments to
Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings
until you return.

Bon Voyage!

Is this a great country or what!

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