Or, another viable alternative is................
To stay right here (Florida). To judge by the license plates, Canada is relocating to Florida.
It is just a matter of time before the Ohio population is overcast by the Canadian influx. Perhaps those liberal Canuks are capable of out-populating those sexless, moral Ohioans and Florida can return to a nice liberal---and warm state.
It is comforting to go to the beach, see the mass of Bikini clad flesh basting and realize they are excluded from the moral majority--and probably neither care nor know where it is.
To the right-wing zealots the Colt was the great equalizer. The Bikini has the same effect and is far less lethal.
Publius
