How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. There's no reason to change anything. We made the right decision to stick with that bulb. Those who say it was burned out are aiding the forces of evil.
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Reporters once asked Colin Powell how he knew Iraq has weapons of mass destruction and Mr. Powell said, "We still have the receipts."
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That really was fun, wasn't it? :D
