Tomorrow, throughout many parts of the land, and in many different languages, the question "Grandfather, how could you have been stupid enough to trust the white man?" will resound, as Native American families gather together for The Day of Mourning. In memory of their later betrayals by the white settlers, the family gatherings will feature the foods which their ancestors offerred to the newcomers when they were starving to death...

In order to show that there are no hard feelings today, in memory of their ancestors sense of good will towards strangers, casino operators everywhere will be offering the publc special "Thanksgiving Day" packages featuring massive buffets, as well as offering their customers especially low prices on cigarettes. Many of the operators plan to set aside the proceeds raised by these specials towards the purchase of their original home lands from their current owners, lands which the white men who their ancestors fed long ago took from them by force.

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