Penile size is VERY important in the real world- I cannot tell you how many debates on what research gets funded have been ended by just slapping them on the table and grabbing a tape measurer. Do you know how many scientfic theories have won the day based on penile size? It is a well known fact that most nobel prize winners got the prize only after careful measurment of penile length done by the queen of sweden herself...

A quote from a conference I was at:

speaker: "and so I think it is clear that the rescattering theory is clearly proven by my data...."

MEMBER of audience: "I beg to differ!" <zzzip> <whump> applause....

Nobel prize winners have to have tailor made pants....

It's even more important in politics... why do you think there are so many closed sessions ? Not because of national security issues! They are all measuring eachother. According to the article 1 in 200 suffer from 'micro-dicks' (and lets not make any assumptions about poor 'p' that he was googling medical solutions to his, or ummmm, a medical problem!)

Obviously ony liberals suffer from this problem since it seems that it is the conservatives most concerned with the size and activities of other mens genetalia...

The size of your penis is a true sign of your wisdom- That is why Ron Jeremy is up for the head of the cambridge physics department....

So don't tease 'p' for his posting- after all- it took real balls for him to expose himself like that- sure he was probably posting drunk, but at least he came clean....

(Personally I think most men are not at all concerned about this issue, and those that seem to think that area is a valid insult are saying a LOT more about their own insecurities than they know...)