Republicans changing their Emblem?
I put this here a few weeks ago, but it's worth re-posting for a laugh:
The Republican National Committee announced today that
the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an
elephant to a condom. The committee chairman
explained that the condom more clearly reflects the
party's stance today, because a condom accepts
inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you
a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.