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And les not forget

Larry J.: Listen up- You don't know shit because you have not ever gone on a night jump against imaginary enemies, and I have. Furthermore, if you have not been in the armed services, specifically the Army, specifically the airborne, then you have no right to say anything because you are just a pussy. I'm going to tell you everything you need to know about Dickens, because I am the final authority... My balls are the size of cannon-balls (or is that just my prostate?) because I was in the army- Did I mention that? Yeah, the Airborne. See, thats why I'm right. And I know a few things that need a security clearence. Anyway, Dickens? He was a pussy because he never jumped out of a plane. Deal with it, I'm right and Dickens is wrong, and thats just final. Did I mention that I jumped out of a few planes in my time, and that I know some things that I can't say, because they are secret? Dickens didn't, and I do, so he's a pussy. Dickens is a pussy and never jumped out of a plane. I'm right and dickens is wrong. Deal with it. Did I say that already? Maybe I should say it again...

Here is a random link, thrown in for good measure

PS: Did I ever mention I was in the army and I worked for defense aerospace?

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