Lost
(either temporarily mislaid, or possibly never had)
Stay vigilant! These things may be around here somewhere.

Tom - 1) Libertarianism. Last seen scurrying off under a copy of the Patriot Act.

Larry - An argument. (editor's note: Shurely shome mishtake? Larry has never lost an argument.)

Mark - Sense of what is wrong and what is left.

Phil - Ability to figure out what is important and what is mindless parotting of other people's crap. Occasionally resurfaces, but only NFL related.

Don - Humour. May have been misplaced around Dec 2000/Jan 2001. Apparently gone for good after invasion of Iraq.

RL - Temper. If found, please inform Lindy.

Frank - Location of the middle, where the fence he sits on is supposed to be.

Ed - Manners, decency, decorum, common sense, you name it, he's lost it. Or has he.....?

Robert S - URL for HZ. Seems to have been found, at least temporarily.

Gary - (see Mark). Respect for the left may be found augured in on Pluto's surface. Possibly unrecoverable.

Bowser - sense. Last seen when discussing some kind of sludge pump.

DFM - humanity. May be found chalked on to side of a MOAB.

Current Events - (see Ed)

Flame - Edge. Perversely long threads on Flame are more likely to devolve into love-fests than on any other board. If this keeps up, will be renamed "Does somebody need a hug?".

Posters - too many too mention..........