1. The 80 percent figure refers only to votes tabulated electronically. Of the top four voting methods in 2004, 35 percent of voters used optical-scan voting machines, 29 percent used touch-screen, fourteen percent used lever machines, and another 14 percent used punch cards.

2. Refer to, among others, sections 301-304 of the Help America Vote Act. Not to mention state regulations.

For most of the rest, at least those items that actually have any significance in the first place (Did you know the Attorney General was once the President's brother? While another brother was a Senator?) I recommend this article.

You just cannot conceive that more people voted for Bush. That America would not fall on their knees and thank God that they had a chance to put an empty Massachusetts suit with no fixed principles at all in charge of America.

Yes, Bowser, the fix is in. And you and the tinfoil-headed sources you cited have nailed the evil conspiracy to the wall, a conspiracy that somehow eluded the millions of dollars of legal and investigative talent at the beck and call of the Democratic Party.

Any there's nothing you can do about it, either. The Lizard People are going to rule forever, and your only chance is to flee into the deepest, darkest wilderness you can find, burrow into a cave, and hide. Eat slugs and roots...even coming out for food will allow them to catch you and plunge their mind-controlling worms into your ear canals.