"Washington, DC, Feb. 8 (UPI) -- If the serial decapitator Abu Musab al-Zarqawi did not exist, then the Bush administration, the Atlantic Alliance and the rest of the civilized world might have to invent him.
This poisonous Jordanian terrorist has done the world a service. Almost at a stroke he has eased away the accumulated grievances between Washington and Paris, between America and Europe, by couching the struggle in Iraq in terms that force even the French onto the side of President Bush. "
http://www.washtimes.com/upi-breaking/20050208-060649-1569r.htm

So, what will be next from this moron, known as al-Zarqawi?
How about: "I do not exist. I am a fiction of the CIA. Do not listen to me!"

I think it is a given that murderers aren't very good politicans and are fundementally morons in general. And in a sense, we are at war with stupidity. Btw, considering infinite nature of stupidity; this a big war:)

Albert Einstein: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Oh, while we are here, more Stupidity Quotations:

Abraham Lincoln (attributed): " 'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

Albert Einstein: "Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds."

Aldous Huxley: "At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols."

http://www.wisdomquotes.com/cat_stupidity.html