Praise to Allah. I am honored to have been chosen valedictorian of this great school. I plan to make a difference with my life. Jihad High has given me the background to do this. The great courses that are given here prepare the jihadist for a life of glory.
My favorite class was Demolition 201. Although some students are somewhat leery of handling explosives, I knew that Allah was with me, so I had no fear. I also loved Document Forgery. It was a chance to be creative and artistic with a real purpose. Last, but certainly the core of it all, was Fanaticism 603. In that great course, I learned that infidels are to be killed wherever and whenever they are found, that Jews are pigs, and that the United States is the Great Satan.
I wish to thank the teachers and students who have made my four years here so wonderful.
Praise to Allah