...wouldn't it be wonderful if we could make something practical out
of the stuff?

Imagine if you will that you could get hold of a microscopic blackhole
and store it in a portable container? Why...there's an instant solution to
your garbage disposal problems....Just dump it in the container and voila!In a few minutes or hours later, no more unsightly garbage!
It could even replace the flush toilet!

But what about the container, you might ask? Won't it eventually be swallowed up by the microscopic blackhole too?
Not necessarily! Imagine if you will that a fast-spinning microscopic blackhole causes matter [like ordinary air] outside its "event horizon" to ionize and generate a powerful electric field. You could shield the container
by giving it a like electric charge [positive or negative], so like charges will repel and the gravitational pull on the container will be counterbalanced by the repulsive force of like electric charges.

OK! That's settled!...But you might say that even a microscopic black hole
may weigh thousands or millions of tons. You can't exactly carry that with you like a suitcase, or can you?
Perhaps a hypothetical subatomic particle called "anti-graviton" may help!
There would have to be
Let's assume that "anti-graviton" has the ability to neutralize inertia.
EXAMPLE: What if "anti-graviton" has a singular property of where you
can sprinkle it on to something as massive as an aircraft carrier, and that
aircraft carrier's weight would instantly disappear; neutralized....You could move it about like a feather.
Now we have a practical, portable, combination garbage disposal/flush toilet alternative using a microscopic black hole...with a little help from
"anti-graviton".
Off course all of this is pure...speculation...purely...theoretical...pure...
something else which we'll refrain from mentioning perchance any ladies should be reading this.
;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

Hey! I thought I'd lighten things up here for a change.