Vancil and Cowing!!! (applause) followed by the orchetra playing the love theme from "Deathrace 2000"

Beaming, the two approach the podium- dabbing their eyes

Vancil: Gosh, I don't know where to begin! (sniff) Um, well there are just so many people to thank: Alcaray, you always believed in us, man, and you were right there helping the thread along... (choking up) Thanks for keeping the dream alive!! And E.P., your completely unrelated interjections added a certain Je ne sais quois! I may have started the it first, but one person was there encouraging me through the times I was tempted just to end the thread- (Vancil turns and gazes lovingly at Cowing) Dude, you were the wind beneath my wings!

Cowing and Vancil hug tearfully

Cowing: (sniff)... ahem...I really dont know what to say, as you know I was never as articulated as Chris with his fantasticated word usements. I just want to thank my parents who taught me, ever since I was just a little Cowing, that if you are determined and work hard, and throw enough insult that you can achieve something truly huge and pointless! THIS IS FOR YOU MA!!! Cowing and Vancil hold up the coveted statuette; The famous Bronzed Turd of flame!

CAN YOU TWO JUST DROP IT?!!!!