This will explain how the new post-modern business paradigm operates:

assets: valuable things belonging to the corporation to be transferred to the executives

BOD: abbreviation for Board Of Dummies

CEO: abbreviation for Chief Embezzling Officer

CFO: abbreviation for Chief Finnagling Officer

CIO: abbreviation for Chief Impairment Officer

customer: a fool who gives the corporation money for shoddy goods or services, or nothing at all

director: a bozo who gets paid a million dollars to show up for one meeting a year and rubberstamp whatever policies management has already embarked upon

employee: a schmuck to abuse with insults and humiliation for sadistic enjoyment

executive: an officer of a corporation dedicated to plundering it for his own personal benefit

fallguy: someone to blame the loss of corporate assets on

fraud: the fundamental job of the executive

honesty: meaningless buzword

indictment: something that just happens along when the executive is minding his own business stealing from the corporation

integrity: meaningless buzword

lawyer, civil: person who assists officers in their plunder of the corporation

lawyer, criminal: person who assists officers to avoid punishment for their plunder of the corporation

offshore bank: a place to put the loot where the government can never get at it

prosecutor: a mean party-pooper who wants to get the executive into trouble

stockholder: sucker or victim

vendor: a supplier of goods or services to the corporation who will not be paid