The link was a relief - at first I thought it must have been sent to Gitmo.
After all, the Easter Bunny is extremely furtive and hides little packages all over.
Those packages could contain biological WMDs, chemical WMDs, radioactive materials, explosives, or whatever, endangering the next generation of the Merkan military.
As a matter of fact, the Easter Bunny should be banned from this country as too easily imitated by terrorists.
Can't be too safe.
Arf