Oh for petes sake people.
Here's a whine about how all your whining makes me wince in virtual pain.

Right Whiners
They're all against us, we few, we proud conservatives. From the media to the judges. How ever are we going to survive their onslaught??

Far Right Whiner
We whities dont have nobody looking after our interests. Nobody!

Libertarian whiners
If the guvmint dare raise my taxes I'll thwceam and thwceam and thcweam.

Left Whiners
It's not our fault the public didnt understand us.

Out-of-left field whiners
Everybody is against me. Bush didn't win fair - twice!

Former left whiners
I didn't leave my party, my party left me.

Space whiners
Be polite please. Jerk-off. waaaaaaah! Mommeeeeeeee!

High whiners
Respect my rights and my intellect you pseudo-scientific pieces of crap

Low whiners
But they insulted me. Here in front of everyone. What a douche.

Bomber whiners
More bad news for the far left (both of em). We nuked Iran.

Religious whiners
Poor us. Only a couple of billion of us but we're under siege every day.

Unreligious whiners
I am offended by crosses, stars, trianges, ovals, spirals, dodecahedrons and other shapes. Kindly desist.

Irreligious whiners
Islam is out to get me.

Isolationist whiners
China is out to get me.

Patriotic whiners
The left is out to get me.

Please people. Are we not all adults here?
Can't we just all get along?
[end whine]