If you've got sore ribs, like I do, avoid this following website.
The website in question deals with Groucho Marx's witticisms.
No need for me to give you an URL, you can type in 'Groucho' in any search-engine window and find it.
So...If you suffer chest pains from these two following examples of
his witticism, stay away!
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read."
"I got married by a judge. I was hoping for a jury."