North Korea Advances Science
From http://www.msnbc.com/comics/nw.asp
Bureaucrats in North Korea's Communist Party, summarizing their understanding of the way the brain works, announced in January that, henceforth, all men would be expected to wear their hair short (2 inches, maximum) in that longer hair impairs function by taking oxygen away from the nerves in the head. (Balding men would be allowed another inch for comb-overs, and hair length of women was not addressed.) [Tampa Tribune-AP, 2-2-05]
I don't make this stuff up.