It's not! Really! But it's making me think of changing my handle.

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?fd20021027tc.htm (scroll down)

The highlights:

'Love' cult snares students

By MARK SCHREIBER
Shukan Post (Nov. 1)

Don't look now, but there's a new religion in town. And college girls just "love" it. But, Shukan Post reports, stories have begun to trickle out that its purported path to salvation may be through sex with its founder. The JMS Church derives its name from the initials of its Korean founder, Jong Myong Suk.

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In Korea, JMS is reportedly engaged in several legal battles regarding allegations of Jong's sexual hanky-panky, after a former adherent poured out her woes in a program aired on Korea's SBS TV in 1999.

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Then the master began administering a "health checkup," which she was told would "protect" her from women's ailments.

"He began feeling me up and poking me, saying 'Daijobu, daijobu (It's all right).' " Afterward, an official said that the master had demonstrated his love for her, and swore her to secrecy.

RATS! That's what I was going to name my church! But seriously, given the connection to famed scifi types, now this, I might just have to evolve.