You haven't had one in quite a while.
Bowser, fifty years from now, if Afghanistan looked like the skyline of Hong Kong, you'd still be bitching about it.
You lovingly saved that quote from a campaign whistlestop, so you could say, "See? See? There's still some Taliban left hiding in caves instead of running Afghanstan! They're not gone at all!"
Yup. You sure won that one.