Fear and Loathing in Canukistan
“Excellent!” (Rubbing hands together vigorously with evil intent, accompanied by maniacal grin)
“We have completed PHASE 1!. The Canadians live in abject terror!”
More vigorous hand rubbing.
“And now, PHASE 2! “ (Menacingly guttural laughter)
“We shall continue our ongoing cover up of :
Extraterrestrial visitation., “Seemingly innocent” meteors, (Oh don’t be so...naive.) Crop Circles, The Bermuda Triangle, Ghosts, The “Yeti”, Jimmy Hofa, A partridge in a pear tree, Amelia Earhart, Bigfoot, The Face on Mars, and what about the Dingell-Norwood bill?
(Evil snickering)