George: I want this mess straightened up right now!

Condi: What would you have us do?

George: I think we should drive to the UN where they can explain things so I can understand them.

Condi: Do you think Kofi would help?

George: I am losing my patience. I already said no to coffee.

Condi: We can't get to the UN, all the White House vehicles mysteriously are broken down. Something about solidarity with the airline mechanics. Probably another left wing plot.

George: Let's rely on good ole 'merican business, get me a car.

Condi: Yessir, how about U-Drive?

George: Just get it done, damnit. I don't give a flip 'bout who drives.

Condi: Nosir. The Secret Service will drive once we get the car. I just suggested U-Drive.

George: You just said the Secret Service would drive, and then you suggested I drive? I just want to know who is the number one man in China and now were having all this transportation problem. It was easier when I was in baseball.

Condi: Oh! Who is on first?

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