Well...
The only time I've seen people with couches on their front porches is on the rare occasion I watch "COPS". The couches are usually accessorized with dirty diapers and empty beer cans. God only knows what could live in them.
Doubt the profile fits any HZer. If we can't harmlessly poke each other once in awhile then what's the point? It's the banter that make this place vibrant.