Because Brittney Spears and Lindsay Lohan aren't involved with them
When Spirit landed on Mars in January of 2004, that same day Brittney Spears had her 24-hour marriage to a guy we later learned didn't want an annulment because he did not know what the word meant!
The worst part is that some newspapers gave almost equal treatment to both stories.
What's that great sucking sound I hear? It's American brains being drained away....