If hip bones are the new cleavage...
...then food is the new pornography. Have you noticed how people giggle, whisper and drop their voice an octave when talking about "comfort foods"?
My vote is for butter pecan, neat. I have specialized taste buds in the back of my throat that are only activated by BP. Close second is a vanilla sundae with hot chocolate sauce and whipped cream, walnuts and a maraschino cherry are optional.