I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave
Didn't you hear, he was built in Urbana, Illinois in 1992 - or was it 1997?
I believe Dr. Chandra even taught him to sing a song....
http://www.halbday.com/
http://mitpress.mit.edu/e-books/Hal/
http://www.robothalloffame.org/hal.html
