"This aint your father's Republican party any more."
I've had some pretty bizarre conversations with my Dad, Attila the Republican, as he tries to reconcile the New Republican Party with his traditional beliefs. Fiscal responsibility? Smaller government? Government intrusion? At the end of the day, what's left is "well, at least they're not Democrats".
Time for a new acronym? How about "DDS", Democrat Derangement Syndrome.