Interesting math problem....
Ok, probably not that interesting in terms of the analytical solution but consider this:
Take a list of ALL of the named objects and order it by semi-major axis. Compare it to all text documents from Guttenberg or other online repository of literature. It'd be interesting to see if a match could be made to a segment of novel or play.
simulated fragment from a pulp gumshoe...
"Mike Viccar entered Moe's, jukebox singing unusual native proto-xylephone, under many vaguely illuminating neons."