Maybe you need a jump start

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Fox — 9/24/2005 12:35:20 AM (archived)

A set of jumper cables walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks the jumper cables over slowly and says, " I'll get you your drink, but you better not start anything".

Rick Stotts, Moorhead, Minnesota

Found at Prairie Home Companion's Joke pages. There are links along the right-hand column to all of their Joke Shows.

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A sandwich walks into a bar - FrankC - 9/23/2005 9:51:12 PM
- Whassa matter Frankie...... - Lindy - 9/24/2005 12:46:34 AM
  - No stinkin blues for me - FrankC - 9/25/2005 1:11:59 AM
    - Allright! - Lindy - 9/25/2005 2:22:37 AM
- Whassa matter Frankie...... - Lindy - 9/24/2005 12:45:26 AM
- Whassa matter Frankie...... - Lindy - 9/24/2005 12:44:38 AM
  - re: Whassa matter Lindy, got the hiccups? ;) (n/t) - Tom Brosz - 9/24/2005 2:05:14 AM
    - Wasn't planned - Lindy - 9/24/2005 3:22:29 PM
- That was pretty old and bad.... - R.L. - 9/23/2005 10:22:03 PM
  - Not surprised it is old - FrankC - 9/23/2005 10:36:57 PM
    - Maybe you need a jump start - Fox - 9/24/2005 12:35:20 AM

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