Steganography
Yep, ya got me, Scott, my public liberal persona is in fact a clever cover concealing my true RightWing™ feelings. For years now the Zone's been using the upper byte of the Unicode characters in all the posts to secretly disseminate talking points and marching orders to The Faithful™. Now the truth can be told: If you're one of us, you can press the secret key combination and the text in each post will be rewritten to reveal the TrueContent™.
Darn, now I'll have to come up with another secret communication channel. Darn you all to heck, Scott Evil!
