"Great Writer"
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to
become a "great writer."
When asked to define "great," this is what he said: "I want to write
material that the whole world will read, material that people will
react to on a truly emotional level, material that will make them
scream, cry, wail, and howl in pain, desperation and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages...