Get serious!
At some point, the level of analysis required would cross the point where it isn't "fun" and starts to become "something I ought to be getting money for." Plowing through that epic cold would be on the far side of the line.
What I have done is provided a link to original material so that when all the news stories and spins start appearing, you know where to look.
My little Latin tag at the end should be all the comment needed, anyway.