Dear Mr President
I think you are the most brilliant person I've never met. Have you lost some weight? I surely like the cut of your jib. Yessir, that jib looks professionally cut to my eye. And in that flight suit, sir...well girls wanted you and guys wanted to be you.
Yes indeed.
Oh, by the by, if you have a Supreme Court nomination you want to toss my way, I'd certainly not be offended. While I have no legal or judicial experience to speak of, I did feed a horse once.
PS to 'Zoners: Don't worry, after I'm appointed I'll still remember you little people.