Nice try
I got it.
Lying about a BJ in a land deal investigation is EXACTLY the same as lying about your involvement in outing a CIA agent in an investigation into whether you outed said agent.
The cases are so close, it's uncanny.
But I hear there are different types of perjury these days, not necessarily a "high crime and misdemeanour". We must be a kinder gentler more ethical nation now.*
*Yup, you'll be able to find plenty of places on "the left" who think that perjury is a much sterner offense today. I really don't care.