A New National Emblem?
I heard they're getting rid of the Eagle and choosing a condom.
>The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
(I know it's old but it's still funny......)